Ink Budget

Back when I worked at a nursing home in high school my bosses primary job was to create a steady incoming flow of informational and motivational 8 1/2 by 11 inch posters.  Well done boss.

WH33L

I often blamed others for  putting me in these situations but most of the time it can be attributed to my own obliviousness.  "Oh hey.  You two off to a movie?  I've always wanted to see that movie; why don't I tag along, and sit in between you two."

Coffee

I never developed a taste for coffee.  Decaf still remains a mystery to me.

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Special thanks to Bobby

Salsa Device

Some people are too practical for their own good.

Salsa

Obviously the graph hits an asymptote when one factor has virtually run out before the other.  I can keep covering my hand in queso dip because I'm dipping microscopic pinpoints of tostitos into the jar, but that delicious, spicy cheese goop ain't going down no further.

Chicken or Egg

For the amount of time I spent pondering this as a middle school student very few people were impressed by my conclusion.

Programs

I had no idea what was going to happen here.  I wanted to convey my distaste for programs at musical events and this is what happened. Also how do you make flames with calligraphy. I don't even...

The Honey Store Part 2

Ideally every additional press would shorten the waiting period by 1 second.  That would be RAD!

Sobriety

I always worry that I'll offend someone by not drinking.  I swear I don't see sobriety as a high horse.