Bored

My parents used to pull this on me all the time.  Well after 10 years I've come up with a retort.

The Honey Store

Discounted jackets are the best things ever.  I have three.

Bing it on part 2

Sun Tea

I tried this this my freshman year.  There was this leaf that grew outside my window that is used in making Earl Grey.  Naturally I picked some and threw it in the jar.  Not once did it occur to me to actually wash the leaves until I saw dirt floating around in the jar.  A couple weeks later I abandoned the jar at an Amish bakery and I haven't heard of it since.

Furthermore it seems that some of the really cool blur patterns that I was using on inkscape didn't survive the conversion to .png or the saving process or something.  My most sincere apologies.  I am still somewhat inept when it comes to manipulating image formats.

The bing it on challenge.

Those results weren't taken verbatim from the lineup but I think I pretty much captured the essence.

Pickpockets Part 2

You're still lose the money but man you should see their faces... I sure haven't.

Pickpockets part 1

I only ever went to New Orleans once.  That was way back in high school.  I noticed three booming businesses: Fedoras, wallets, and "authentic" voodoo trinkets.

Password Recovery Woes Part 2

I'm pretty sure this isn't a valid email address.  Then again I never checked.

Password Recovery Woes

I've never had this problem. Nor do I know anyone who has.

Quote Lists

Sorry for taking a 3 day break I was in "remote" cabin in Michigan for the weekend.  While there half of the things I said were compiled into a list.  I feel that the best way to express my distaste for this practice is passive aggressively via blog.

Meanwhile in an alternate universe.

Alarm clock woes

I recently received some criticism when some of my friends found out I would set my alarm for 4:00 A.M. on a school night and hit snooze until 7:00.

Teenage boys

So much for ever showing this blog to my grandparents.

9/11

The first time I did this everyone laughed.

9x13

I worked in the kitchen in a nursing home back in high school.  This didn't happen as much as I wish it did, but it happened.

Herald post

So as of late I have been reading a lot of cartoons and I just discovered that ms Paint has a calligraphy pen option so I whipped this out in a bible class and fine tuned it with Microsoft's complimentary calligraphizer.