The National Anthem

Oh say can you see
by the dawns early
light what so proudly we hailed
at the twilight's last glea
ming whose bright stripes and bright
stars through the perilous fight

That lines up freaky well.

Coriolis Effect

If I could reverse the rotation of the Earth for you, I would.

Scrabble

The real challenge is finding one of those words that's 7 letters or fewer.

Dehance

I can only get a jpeg to looks so crappy.

Surveillance

God, wake up sheeple.

Willpower

There's a fine line between not having enough willpower to live a healthy lifestyle and not having enough willpower to live.

Street Dancers

Okay, you guys do your routine and I'll just walk with a deliberate swagger.  It'll be cooler than the upside of a freezer.

Space Heater

I recently removed a decent amount of dust that had accumulated between my heatsink and my cpu.  Good lord my roommates and I were on a tropical holiday before that.

Gender Roles

They can only have it back if they bury 100 1950s dollars worth of gold under my current address.

Disposable Income

To be fair bloons tower defense 5 is the benchmark when it comes to cpu performance.  I generally crash around round 90.